Eviction Notice to My Gallbladder


Attention Gallbladder:

This is your one and only eviction notice. You have caused too much destruction and I have received many complaints from your neighbors. The HOA is tired of your repetitive issues with each and every type of food sent your way. You are no longer meeting the required standards to live here. You are barely working and are failing to do your part to help my body function normally much less beat Lyme disease. You are a pain to have around and frankly no one likes you any more.You must vacate immediately and take all of your stoner friends with you! If you do not leave immediately, a skilled surgical team will step in and remove you. This is your only and final written notice.


The HOA (aka Me)


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